Mar 29, 2009

Sex with an improper stranger?

A man was arrested for having a sexual liason with a vacuum cleaner at a car wash. And, no, I'm not making this up, just click the title. The thing that stood out the most to me was that police were called after "a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township". Suspicious activity?? Are we to think that said resident called the police and said there is suspicious activity at the car wash?

"Yes, sir, what kind of activity, could you be more specific?"

"Well, there's a jerk down there getting the Blow-job of all blow-jobs from the car vac!"

I wonder how many quarters he used....and whether I'll ever use one of those vacuums again. I mean, you really don't know where its been, do you?


And if you look here you will find that in Great Britain, the number of people named "Cocks" and "Shufflebottom" has declined in recent years, along with other surnames. It is suggested that they might be moving away and changing their names. Well, whatever for??? I mean just think of the guy who gets to read your employment application....what a treat for him!

"So, Mr. Daft, is it, what schools did you attend, if any.....guffaw, guffaw!!


And, here Harry Jackson broke out of a Georgia prison to steal 14 cartons of cigarettes, and was arrested when he tried to break back in. What is wrong with this picture? Is it just the economy? Finding a job that pays enough where you can afford to buy cigarettes in this economy is getting tougher and tougher. Finding a job period is getting tougher and tougher.


You Are The Liver

picture of liver I suppose

You are a very versatile, adept person. You are able to do many jobs.

You seek balance at all times. You are good at adjusting yourself to keep things level.

You are able to counteract bad influences. You can neutralize anything toxic.

You are resilient like no one else. You can rebuild yourself completely if you need to.

What Internal Organ Are You?

I always wanted to be a freaking cool is that???
enough said......


Sridhar said...

Is a liver like a survivor or a lover :)

yellowdog granny said...

i would think one of those super sucking vacuum's would be very painful...

dawn said...

Hi girl I haven't been able to get on to your blog in weeks I don't know why it would shut down but I'm glad I can now missed ya

just me said...

SJ, I'm thinking its more like a survivor....

YellowdogGranny, I agree 100%!! Talk about lean times....

Dawn, good to see you hear again. Hope all is well with you and yours.

Jackiesue said...

yah, I'm thinking his neighborhood must be full of some really ugly chicks..

Spadoman said...

So, blow is just an expression anyhow, you're suppose to suck!