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Apr 6, 2009

A bit of Silliness from friends.....

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is twice the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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Meet Marvin, Men's answer to Maxine!!!



Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be open when she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat
a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when
a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men

until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and

to the select few women who can handle it!


AND MAXINE SAYS............'MARVIN'...


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6 comments:

jackie said...

don't you know maxine would bip marvin into a coma given half a chance?

Woozie said...

Okay, well I'm in the library at the moment but as soon as I have some privacy I will be independently verifying the thumbs thing.

Sridhar said...

I have a rather long thumb.

Catmoves said...

I had to go in the bathroom to check my thumb. Your factoid is fairly close.
However, do you know why women cannot judge distances? Because they've been taught six inches is the width of three fingers.

dawn said...

Girl, you are to much I've missed the old Deb humor. Especially the bathroom etiquette posts you have wrote. Everything is good here just real busy time of the year. Hubby's back at work so keep us in your thoughts, your always in mine

Spadoman said...

Where are ya?