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Dec 14, 2007

Things I have said to my Cats:

  • Quit wasting the toilet paper, you think that stuff grows on trees?!?

  • You will eat that, or starve, and I don't think you want to starve....

  • Quit that fighting, or one of you is getting a whoopin'....

  • Just give me a minute, please?

  • Stay out of the road, don't you know cars drive through here?!

  • Are you mama's little man?





















  • Oh, its mama's baby girl?

  • Oh, is the baby sick?

  • Look, its just a short drive, and you're going to be ok, Mama's right here....

  • Look what mama got the baby.....!

  • Did him sneeze?





















Why I talk to my cats like they are human is beyond knowing. Many people think I'm nuts, well, crazier than usual because I talk to my pets. I do so all all the time. It gets them used to the sound of your voice, causes them to trust that voice, and 3 times out of 10, they actually come to me when I tell them to.

I have always loved cats. My mom did not, however. Her idea of cats was full of superstition, old wives's tales. There is nothing evil about cats. They are naturally curious creatures, and excellent hunters. That's what they are. I can usually tell a great deal about someone by how my cats react to them. If you are a cat owner, then you know what i mean.

I guess I'm a died in the wool cat lover.



12 comments:

Catmoves said...

One of the very first posts I did concerned my admiration and love affair with cats.
I appreciated and agreed with almost everything you said.
One other thing I have learned from cats: You have never really been ignored unless you have been ignored by a cat.

BBC said...

My cats think that they are God. Until they get hungry, then they wonder where God is.

Only two of them come inside, the other two choose to live outside and have nothing to do with me.

One of them has taken to sitting in my lap all the time. It makes it hard to get things typed at times when she wants petted a lot. I won't kick her off my lap though, I just put up with her.

Enemy of the Republic said...

I love cats too. I used to have 3--one was named Donkey because he was really dumb. He was jet black, half siamese and liked to chase his tail. He had an attitude. Sometimes we called him the antichrist.

Muffin is left, but he's running for president in 2008, so rest assured that all this Bush bs will stop. I will be First Owner, you know, and my husband will be secretary of defense. Which cabinet position would you like?

alphonsedamoose said...

Sorry Deb. Give me a dog anytime. It's not that I don't lie cats, I am allergic to them. One reason I am not fond of cats is the owners who let them run wild. They always pick y bedroom window to fight under.

just me said...

Moose, Cat's love to torment people who are allergic to them, or who dislike them in any way. I worry about all the feral cats out there. My cats must be in the house before dark. Its just my rule. HA

BBC, my cats do the same thing when I'm on the computer. Its like they're saying, "Hey, what about me, doofus?"

enemy, I used to have a cat named Doofus, or Travis did, rather. At one time I had at least 5 cats, and I say at least, because I fed a group of wild ones that lived across the field from me. I could not even get close enough to pet them, but they ate well.

Catmoves, I believe you are the cat expert here. And yes, cats are masters at making you feel ignored.

Wanda said...

I love cats too, but several of my grandchildren are extremely allegeric to them, so we have a darling little Shih Tzu named Molly. We feel for her what you feel for your cats....LOVE!! :)

Babzy said...

Tell Moose the cats are not fighting under his window if you get my drift. tee hee

just me said...

Wanda, So very glad to see you here. a lot of people, like Moose up there in the great white north, is allergic to cats, and they will find you.

babzy, I had no idea you were a grown up....all this time I thought you were 13, like me...ha!

alphonsedamoose said...

Deb: I'm going to put you and Babzy on the spot here. If they are not fighting , what are they doing? LOL

Queenie said...

I have always had cats and dogs, at the moment I only have my dogs. After losing Spice my last cat, a faithful friend for 17 yrs, I feel at the moment nothing could replace her, but who knows?

just me said...

Queenie, you are such a doll. I am so sorry to hear about Spice, and it hurts, I know.

just me said...

Moose, I know you've heard of Puss 'N Boots. Well, these guys are Knock 'N Boots....