Feb 10, 2007

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." --George w. Bush 08/30/2000 in a CNN online chat

Here's a man that evidently honors his word. Or perhaps this quote comes from his limited vocabulary.

"The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done." --George W. Bush, Greeley, Colo., Nov. 4, 2006

Ok, so let's apply that to Iraq.

"I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma because there is -- my point is, there's a strong will for democracy." --George W. Bush, interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, Sept. 24, 2006

I can't even begin to figure this one out!

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

You think? We've been trying to explain this to you, George. Will you just sit down and listen for a change? Dammit!!

"I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006

So who are we? Americans? United Stateians? Why can't we all just get along?!?

"If the Iranians were to have a nuclear weapon they could proliferate." --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., March 21, 2006

Which means a bunch more of those Iranians! Damn, I'd like to see that nuclear weapon!

"And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it." --George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007

Of that I have no doubt.

You can't make this stuff up. You just can't.


Goddess said...

It scares me that people voted for this man....

mark said...

This is not a comment on this post. But remember your farside cartoon post of the turkey's stuffing the human.
Well, in the UK that's just what's happened to Bernard Matthews, he runs a Turkey factory farm which was infected with avian flu last week.

Loving Annie said...

The duct tape is a great idea !!!

Fuzzylogic said...

Lol,love love the duct tape pic!And the final pic says it all.

just me said...

Nasty stuff, the avian flu. I hope Mr. Matthews recovers completely.