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Nov 23, 2007

PeoplePC - News (Friday Funnies)

PeoplePC - News

Evidently a man in Michigan needs to undergo behavior modification. He has trouble distinguishing Cows from Coyotes.

The 42 year old man went out to shoot a coyote but he shot a cow instead. Yes, a common mistake, I'm sure. I mean they both have pointy ears, don't they?




cow??



The authorities were "skeptical" when they heard the man had shot Hannah, the runaway cow of a local farmer.

"My husband thought that he should go through some therapy looking at repeated pictures of cows and coyotes, because they look nothing alike," said owner Deanna Mosher. "It didn't make any sense to me."

It didn't make any sense to me either.


coyote?






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My good friend Cee evidently got his drawers mixed up with his girlfriends, as he went hunting today wearing his girlfriends thong. My advice, 1. Turn on the light when you dress each morning, 2. If it feels tight, it probably is, and 3. Don't tell the guys you hunted with about it unless you know them really, really well.










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Life really is funnier than any joke you can find.

7 comments:

Babzy said...

eewwww

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Funny! And exactly when I needed to laugh! Thanks!

just me said...

ewwww??? I said hubba hubba, but then I'm a nasty old lady. HA!



Good to see you here , Nick, glad you enjoyed your visit. We aim to please, here in Nowhere, and surrounding areas.

alphonsedamoose said...

Has this fellow ever tried to milk a coyote?

just me said...

God I hope not...!!! Surprise, surprise, however the coyote might enjoy it....lolol

BBC said...

"as he went hunting today wearing his girlfriends thong."

Ha, ha, ha. Boy, it would take a pretty big brain fart to do that. LOL

eric1313 said...

Q--whats the difference between a carp and a lawyer?

A--one's a scum sucking, dirty bottom feeder and the other's a just a fish.