Evidently a man in Michigan needs to undergo behavior modification. He has trouble distinguishing Cows from Coyotes.
The authorities were "skeptical" when they heard the man had shot Hannah, the runaway cow of a local farmer.
"My husband thought that he should go through some therapy looking at repeated pictures of cows and coyotes, because they look nothing alike," said owner Deanna Mosher. "It didn't make any sense to me."
My good friend Cee evidently got his drawers mixed up with his girlfriends, as he went hunting today wearing his girlfriends thong. My advice, 1. Turn on the light when you dress each morning, 2. If it feels tight, it probably is, and 3. Don't tell the guys you hunted with about it unless you know them really, really well.
Life really is funnier than any joke you can find.