Oh, mercy mercy me,
I won the English lottery
And now that I am rich,
And my life won't me a bitch,
Ah, lalalala, ah lalala, la, la, la
Oh, forgive me. I just had the urge to break out in song, after receiving this wonderful email. You think I should add this guy to my buddy list? Maybe we can get together and do a little somethin', somethin', you know what I mean?
Batch: 12/25/0034Your ticket number:564-75600545-188 with Serial
number 5388/02 drew the lucky number: won you the lottery prize in the 2nd categoryyou have just won yourself - FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS ONLY-in the satellitesoftwareemail lottery conducted by BIG TIME INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKES here in United Kingdom in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by software powered by the Internet. Contact our Promotion ClaimsAgent.Mr.Paul Blair Email:firstname.lastname@example.org
Notice they do not say five hundred thousand pounds of what. And, in case I have more than one name, which is something they must be familiar with, they just need to know what they are. And why oh why do they always have a yahoo email address?!?