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Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage,a young husband decidedto solve both problems by taking out alarge insurance policy on his wife,with himself as the beneficiary,and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-sideunderworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained tothe husband that his going price for snuffing out aspouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, butthat he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collecthis wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paidat least something up front, so the man opened his wallet,displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed toaccept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to thelocal Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her inthe produce department & proceeded to strangle herwith his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman
drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the managerof the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto themurder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol'Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were capturedby the hidden securitycameras & observed by the store's securityguard, who immediatelycalled the police. Artie was caught andarrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed thewhole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangementswith the hapless husband,who was also quickly arrested. The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared... (You're going to hate me for this...)
'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!'
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