Jun 15, 2010

murder at walmart!

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage,
a young husband decidedto solve both problems by taking out a
large insurance policy on his wife,with himself as the beneficiary,
and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side
underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to
the husband that his going price for snuffing out aspouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but
that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect
his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid
at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet,
displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to
accept  the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the
local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in
the produce department & proceeded to strangle her
with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman
drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager
of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the
murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol'
Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured
by the hidden securitycameras & observed by the store's security
guard, who immediatelycalled the police. Artie was caught and
arrested before he could even leave the store.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the
whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements
with the hapless husband,who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...
(You're going to hate me for this...)

'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!'

1 comment:

SJ said...

Good one. I LOVE IT !!!