Apr 6, 2008

More words of wisdom from you-know-who!!

"I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands." --George W. Bush, on how he can contribute to the Middle East peace process, Washington, D.C., Jan. 4, 2008

So, George, can we hold hands now?

"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." --George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007

I don't know what he's saying either. Maybe if someone actually put the words in his mouth, they would come out better.

"All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone." --George W. Bush, San Diego, Calif., Oct. 25, 2007

I knew he had a day job....

"I fully understand those who say you can't win this thing militarily. That's exactly what the United States military says, that you can't win this military." --George W. Bush, on the need for political progress in Iraq, Washington, D.C., Oct. 17, 2007

And who listens to them??

"You know, when you give a man more money in his pocket -- in this case, a woman more money in her pocket to expand a business, it -- they build new buildings. And when somebody builds a new building somebody has got to come and build the building. And when the building expanded it prevented additional opportunities for people to work." --George W. Bush, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

Ah, could you repeat that please? Is it something about those women again? No, its about those contractors, and the jobs they create. Damn!

"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." --George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007

Gee, seems it happened just yesterday, doesn't it?

"My relationship with this good man is where I've been focused, and that's where my concentration is. And I don't regret any other aspect of it. And so I -- we filled a lot of space together." --George W. Bush, on British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007

And produced a lot of hot air..

"What I'm telling you is there's too many junk lawsuits suing too many doctors." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 10, 2007

What exactly is a "junk" lawsuit?

"There are jobs Americans aren't doing. ... If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about." --George W. Bush. Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

Ah, no, we don't. My dream job, working in a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever it's called...

"One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

I almost understand this one.

"And so, General, I want to thank you for your service. And I appreciate the fact that you really snatched defeat out of the jaws of those who are trying to defeat us in Iraq." --George W. Bush, to Army Gen. Ray Odierno, Washington, D.C., March 3, 2008

You know, you read enough of these and they almost make a weird kind of sense. Ummm, no, they don't.

I got these from

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SJ said...

I thought this blog was in English.

The Future Was Yesterday said...

Thousands of comedians will be out of work when (if) he leaves. A famous man even wrote about his skillfully mangled English.:)

SJ: (I?)

just me said...

SJ, I speak English, but Bush has his own language, I do believe.

Future,I totally agree.

Anonymous said...

AAAHAHAHAHAHA Dumb as a bag of hammers.

Are those one-liners yours, Deb? Very funny indeed.

Catmoves said...

Just me, these are great. Thanks for the source link.
It's my opinion that both Yale and Harvard need to be drummed out of the Ivy league for giving this man a diploma. Or selling it to his family.