Ramblings from the outside of nowhere

From a friend, had to share!

 The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes

  This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of  all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are  perceived as stupid.So, she decides to show her  husband that blondes really are smart. 
While  her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint a couple of rooms in the house The  next day, right after her
husband leaves for work,  she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband  arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell  of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds  his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He  notices that she is wearing a heavy
parka and a  leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and  asks
her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she
replies that she wanted  to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb,  and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka  over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was  reading the directions on the paint can and  it
said...

You'll love this... 

I know you will...
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"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO  COATS."