murder at walmart!

MURDER AT WALMART

 

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage,

a young husband decidedto solve both problems by taking out a

large insurance policy on his wife,with himself as the beneficiary,

and then arranging to have her killed.

 

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side

underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to

the husband that his going price for snuffing out aspouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but

that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect

his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid

at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet,

displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to

accept  the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the

local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in

the produce department & proceeded to strangle her

with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman
drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager

of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the

murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol'

Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured

by the hidden securitycameras & observed by the store's security

guard, who immediatelycalled the police. Artie was caught and

arrested before he could even leave the store.

 

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the

whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements

with the hapless husband,who was also quickly arrested.

 

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...

 

 

 

(You're going to hate me for this...)

 

 

'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!'